Hiking is Lousy Hoodie

For those who’ve been tricked by “just one more mile” before, this hoodie is your safe space. Soft on the inside, brutally honest on the outside, the Hiking Is Lousy hoodie wraps you in cozy defiance.

Perfect for recovering from nature, dodging weekend trail invites, or warming up after being peer-pressured into fresh air. Wear it to let the world know: you tried hiking once… and that was enough.

Comfy enough to lounge. Honest enough to offend.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Size guide