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Lousy Outdoors

One Star Hiking Unisex Tshirt

One Star Hiking Unisex Tshirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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This tee is for anyone who has ever looked at a trail and thought, “Absolutely not.” Featuring the one star review that says it all: “Would not recommend, Steep trail, fresh air, trees just too big.” It is the perfect uniform for reluctant adventurers, honest hikers, and anyone who prefers their nature with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Soft, roomy, and made for maximum comfort on and off the trail. Wear it when you are venting about switchbacks, celebrating a half-finished hike, or simply telling the truth about the outdoors. Trying counts. Complaining encouraged.

• 100% ring-spun cotton

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

Shipping

We make your shirt after you order it. Printing usually takes 2–3 business days, then we ship it your way. 

Most orders arrive within 5–7 business days.

Making things on demand helps us avoid piles of extra shirts sitting around waiting for someone to take them hiking.

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