Lousy Outdoors
Closed Back Trucker Hat
Closed Back Trucker Hat
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Finally, a hat as unmotivated as you are. The Lousy Outdoors Closed-Back Trucker is for folks who like their hikes short and their excuses long. It’s structured, sleek, and snug—no adjustable snap, because decisions are exhausting.
With our logo front and center, it proudly says, “I went outside once and didn’t care for it.” Ideal for dodging group hikes, judging people who jog, and standing near nature without engaging with it.
Wear it like a badge of almost-honor.
• 55% polyester, 43% cotton, 2% spandex
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile
• Reinforced front
• Curved peak
• Permacurv® visor with 8 rows of visible stitching
• Silver under visor
• 2 embroidered eyelets
• Mesh back
• Elastic band
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 24 | 6 | 2 ¾ | 7 |
Shipping
We make your shirt after you order it. Printing usually takes 2–3 business days, then we ship it your way.
Most orders arrive within 5–7 business days.
Making things on demand helps us avoid piles of extra shirts sitting around waiting for someone to take them hiking.
